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香港起码有一半人口,为学英文而痛苦了二十年。回归前如是,回归后亦如是。

对闻英文而色变的人来说,英文是可望而不可即的成功阶梯,是翻风落雨仍隐隐作痛的旧伤口。

对能通过了这道窄门的幸运儿来说,英文是一场辉煌的人生战役,战果足可享用一世。

但对能鉴赏英文如醇酒,以之与西方哲人神交,以之和世界各阶级各种族打交道的人来说,英文是开拓眼界,改造心灵的River of No Return

人人都说,今日是互联网世界,英文就是世界认同的电脑语言。英文是走向世界之钥,已无可置疑。

我们走访了十位英文了得的人物,他们都从零开始,攀上去。各出奇谋,精彩百出。




李嘉诚 一句讲晒,我肯学
早前被《福布斯》选为亚洲首富的李嘉诚,拥有市值逾五千亿的商业王国,业务遍及二十多个国家,员工八万人。过去数十年与他直接交锋的,由投资顾问杜辉廉,到汇丰大班沉弼,到手下马世民,都不乏外籍猛人。在五月二十五日的长江、和黄股东大会上,年届七十二的李嘉诚,畅谈学英文的经验。

「我的英文就唔系好,ABC开始,都未学到Z,日本仔的飞机己经炸到来。正规教育我受过很少,但非正规的教育我肯学,一句讲晒。」

一九三九年,日军打到,当小学校长的父亲,带李嘉诚逃难来港。翌年父亲患上肺病。一个周末的下午,他到医院探父,想逗病危的父亲高兴:「英文都唔系好难,我读一段给你听。」爸爸听罢,满面哀伤,「因为他知我好钟意读书,但当时环境不许可。」李嘉诚语带哽咽说。

「我的英文是一个同屋女孩教的,我则教她数学。」父亲临终前一天,发觉没有任何财产可以留下,只好反问爱子可有话跟他说。李嘉诚很自信地应许父亲,说:「我们一家人一定生活得好好。」为了践诺,李嘉诚使出狠劲,一边当推销员,一边上夜学学英文。他用报纸练字,一边写满了,又翻过另一边再写,直至整张纸写得溶溶烂烂为止。

「我住在合群男子公寓,即今日铜锣湾金堡大厦。每晚十二时后便会熄灯,我因为上夜学及到工厂跟单,宁愿晚晚摸黑行楼梯,一步步数住,够数就知道返到屋企了。」


廿二岁,开了塑胶厂,他深信到廿六岁,储够钱,凭恶补的英文,可以考上大学。岂料一个大客破产,毁了他的梦。但苦学的英文,卒为他打开成功之门。

「五十年代在做胶花时,我不停订阅全世界最新的塑胶杂志,第一本是美国杂志《Modern Plastics》。」他又飞到英美参加塑胶展,掌握最新形势。

在外国杂志中,他留意到一部制造塑胶樽的机器,但从外国订制太贵了。于是他凭自学的英文就研制了这部机器。「它至少让我赚了几万元。」他开始请私人老师,每天七时返工前,教他英文。

他发达的重要一步,也要多得「鬼佬」。

「我第一单大生意的agent就是洋人,有一次他在临落货时,突然告诉我,他没钱俾。我话:『唔紧要,让我先截单,货可以再卖过,最多蚀纸盒的钱。』后来,有个外国人每半年就落订单。原来,他就是先前那个人介绍来的。」

李嘉诚亦试过用英文闹鬼佬。「有个客仔的女婿,竟用英文侮辱中国人,我受不了这啖气,用英文闹番佢转头,话我唔做呢单生意喇!结果要他的岳父来say sorry。我做番佢生意,不过收贵些。

「八十年代初中英会谈期间,不少公司都停留在业务本地化的阶段,但我的考虑是公司要发展得大,就一定要向海外发展,说到海外发展,就什么人都一样。因此我的公司里,什么(国籍)人都有。」他并没因自己带潮州口音,而避讲英语或避请洋人,由开会到接受访问,只要对象是洋人,他一概英语对答,毋须翻译。

但他总嫌自己看英文看得慢,遇有好文章,有时会中译后才看。去年在剑桥大学拿取荣誉博士学位时,他抱憾地说:「若果是自己读回来的,我会开心好多!」




董桥 先要爱上英文
台湾成功大学外文系学士及伦敦大学亚非学院硕士毕业,曾任职本港美国新闻处、美国领事馆国际文化总署及英国BBC
现任《苹果日报》社长,凭一系列的《英华浮沉录》,风魔了中港台的读者。中英俱佳,令读者好生羡慕。

他是印尼华侨,十七岁前环绕他的是荷兰语、印尼语和华语,学英文的环境不算理想。

「由小学五六年班到初中二,有一个英国人来教我英文,每星期四次,每次个半小时,单对单,我本来唔敢讲,但逼住上,渐渐不再害羞了。」离开印尼到台湾升学,他又开始和在印尼的英国老师通信。

「写信心中有个目标,所有句子都是想表达俾佢听。是个好的练习。」但真正令他英文好起来,是爱上英文。

「到了大学二年班,我开始觉得英文使到我对语言,有新的很大很阔的启示。我读了许多Jane AustenVirginia Wolf等人的经典小说,那种含蓄的蕴味,又像海明威,很简洁。我细心欣赏不同境界,拣喜欢的段落来背诵。看较深的书时,不一定要字字查字典,宁愿边看边想。」董桥热爱海明威,连英文名也和偶像一样,Ernest

「我强烈建议想学外语的人,去外国生活一下,譬如怎样对医生说:『隐隐作痛』呢?怎样去街市买菜呢?这些书都未必有。到英国生活后,我才明白D. H. Lawrence笔下的查泰莱夫人,她的Cockney口音是怎样的。

「学语言,更重要是学文化,譬如人家帮你倒杯酒,中国人不懂得快快地说句:『Thank you!』所以你要慢慢去留意,去捕捉,由细细个练的copy book,到一室的摆设,挂的西洋画,都有潜移默化的作用。我自小在印尼长大,家里用膳习惯用刀叉,带餐巾,饮汤时匙向内。所以很容易融入外国文化,没有文化震荡。」

要学英文,最好学一种乐器,董桥喜欢弹琴,既弹古典也玩爵士乐。

「只要不是狗屁不通的,每一种音乐都是好的,就算邓丽君的歌也好。音乐带动对语言的爱,培养出节奏感。但切勿逼小孩子学琴,这会弄巧反拙,你只要多播萧邦,他自然会慢慢钟意,培养出音乐感。」

董桥自言学英文最大的障碍,竟然是他的中文!

「我的中文太好了!好到身体上、精神上都倾向中国情怀……这个障碍没必要克服,克服了便变鬼佬。我用英文,但保留了中文的情怀。为什么我的中文会好呢?因为我对英文有兴趣,所以我写中文不是咁『中文』。名作家像白先勇、陈若曦等都是外文系的。

「语言是带有阶级性的,绝对讲求精英主义。」精通中英文的董桥如是说。




刘慧卿 最紧要唔怕丑
刘慧卿,是南加州大学电视新闻学士,及伦敦经济学院(LSE)国际关系硕士。曾任英国BBC电视部、《南华早报》及《远东经济评论》等英文传媒记者。

「八二年,我刚从LSE毕业,看报见到BBC电视部为新节目《Breakfast Time》请人。我应征了,一千二百人中,只取录二十六人。我几好彩,是唯一被选中的中国人。

「英文很重要,若非我在BBC面试口齿伶俐,怎会请我?」她认为小学阶段最重要。

「细个时家穷,我跟六姨在元朗住,入读钟声小学。二年班时打住家工的母亲,听到蓝塘道玛利诺书院(现改名为玛利曼)开办小学,马上为我报名。她猜元朗的水准差些,让我降考小二的入学试。果然,除了中文外,英、数皆用英文考,我唔识,交白卷!

「可能新开,学位多吧,玛利诺收了我。返学可痛苦了。上堂全部英文对白,第一次派卷,我的成绩是『Poor』!

「有一次上堂,我同同学倾偈,突然全班静晒,原来西人老师正望住我,还用英文问我,但我唔知佢讲乜鬼,便答句:『Yes!』惹来全班爆笑。原来她问我:『系咪我叫你倾偈?』

「踏入第二学期后,我渐入佳境。三年班已考得好前。所以学英文,愈细个学愈好,不怕瘀,又吸收得快。

「能够往外国生活或留学,当然好。除了学英文,还可增广见闻,但咪净系同香港人捞埋一堆先得。」刘慧卿又觉得在香港读国际学校的学生优胜些。

「我常到中小学演讲,发觉国际学校的学生很醒目,你未讲完,他们已争住举手发问,或排长龙来问问题。不仅是语言,连行为都活泼多了。本地学校个个唔敢出声,一旧饭咁,叫佢用英文问仲死。学语言,最紧要唔怕丑嘛。」
 



洪金宝 愈惊英文愈要讲

在美国杀出一条血路的洪金宝,任电视片集《过江龙》的主角兼监制。

从一个英文字也不懂的他,到面对CNN的访问,可以全英语对白。

「我试过七次断脚,三次断手,但最令我感痛楚的就是要学英文。」

「初到贵境,为争取《过江龙》的角色,硬头皮去用英文面试!」

中英混血儿的太太高丽虹,一于贴身护老公,由头到尾代答。电视方面对大肥佬的英文没信心,再约面试。这次洪金宝事前把答案,背得滚瓜烂熟。到面试时,便一轮嘴呕出来。面试一完,他辛苦得大叫:「No more English!」他终凭「英文演讲」夺得角色。

开拍当天,他对鬼声鬼气的工作人员,也是哑口无言,人鬼殊途。

连小学都没念完的洪金宝说:「我每天工作十二小时,回家后还要学英文,好累。」

面对全新学问,首先要驱除心魔。为此高丽虹每天催眠洪金宝说:「老公你很棒,你一定行的。」

每天讲它二三十遍。连洪金宝也信以为真了。

到第一集《过江龙》煞科日,他已在片场内满场飞,谈笑风生。一则拜老婆大人,和「对白教练」教导有方;二则要多谢他自己,不怕瘀:「愈惊愈要说,愈说便愈好了。」


邓永锵 要同高手过招
邓肇坚爵士之孙,伦敦大学哲学系毕业,「上海滩」老板,以一口漂亮高贵英语周旋于上流社会。好友包括已故王妃戴安娜、查理斯王子、前港督彭定康、美国明星奇云高士拿。

「我在喇沙时,英文也吃光蛋。到英国读中学,老师说我的英文永远不会好的。」这些话反而激发他的斗志,下决心学好英文。

「我很多谢中学老师逼我背莎士比亚,当时根本都唔知乜事干。忽然有一天,你会『叮!』一声明白晒。」即场念出莎士比亚的《亨利五世》、《罗密欧与茱丽叶》中诗句。

「诗是最漂亮的语言,背了一世都记得。现在有些东西形容唔到,我都会想起莎士比亚是怎样形容的呢?「不仅要『口』练习,还要用『眼』观察人家怎样讲。背字典唔得,因为学英文的关键不在识字,而在用字。

「看书若遇深字,不用即时查字典,可以估一估,猜一猜。利用课室学好英文,然后自己练习。但唔好一步跨上天,用最浅白的英文。」

他翻开和肥彭成呎厚的来往书信。果然是高手过招。邓永锵送他礼物,肥彭迟了回信,自认「罪无可恕」。兴之所至,两人还会耍一两句拉丁文。

「你的英文唔系好浅喎!」我说。

他则阴阴笑:「认识了语言后,才可以打筋斗。」

和戴妃通信则妙趣横生。戴妃说:「你获颁O.B.E.。勋衔多过我喎!」邓永锵回信,慷慨承诺:「当我封爵后,O.B.E.送你如何?」和查理斯通书信则规矩得多,某次去信感谢王子邀约赴宴,说:「很多谢你把我和Lucy(他女友)『挤』进宴会去。

「九七年六月三十日三时三十分,查理斯王子在港最后一个官式活动,就是为我在太古城的社区英语学校开幕。这两间学校(另一间在油麻地)收了二万二千个学生,全免费,我每年都花费一百万以上。」

幽默风趣的英文,是他通往英国上流社会的阶梯。



 
宋冰 最好找个鬼佬男友
美邦国际法律事务所律师。
北大法律系毕业,获太古奖学金,到牛津攻读硕士。嫁予加拿大籍丈夫,曾替《南华早报》撰写有关中国司法制度的文章。

和宋冰通电话,她洋洋洒洒的英文,令我几乎以为她是个鬼妹。

「找个鬼佬男友,连吵架,也吵得高兴。」在北大时,她被校方选中,协助主持中国法律课程,参加者多是外籍学生,令宋冰的英文突飞猛进。她认为:「即使不能到外国生活,也可以创造一个外国人的社交圈子,融入去。」

到牛津念硕士,不用上堂,只须上导修课。「一对一,渐生一种英文的思考方式。不再害羞了。」冰雪聪明的她,从社交生活中学英文,并结识了现在的丈夫。「他帮我审阅论文,教我怎样写得自然些。」一百五十页的硕士论文,加上替中国政法大学出版社编辑了两本美、德司法制度专书,不断翻阅及翻译外国文献,也令她英文大大进步。

「但当要写日记,要表达感情时,我仍会用中文。」这是文化上的最后堡垒。




詹德隆 学英文要分四部曲
港大英文系毕业,曼彻斯特大学政治系硕士,前中大出版社社长,曾执教港大工管系高级英语课程,曾任港台《听歌学英文》主持。

「学英文可以分两条路。一是当母语学。第二是当它是第二语言。

「如果是第二语言,便要分四部曲。一学拼音;二学文法;三学用字;四学风格。

「若不学拼音,你只能死记每个字的读音,echoh是不发音的,church则发。懂发音,一听已知串法。但我反对用国际音标。因为要另外记一堆音标符号,webster的只在字母上加注标,容易些。

「文法像楼宇的结构,若地基打不好,难以建高楼。文法有法则,一理通,百理明,不用死记。拼音和文法,不一定要外籍人教,他们未必说得出所以然来。

「讲到用字。例如有女侍应提议,送杯啤酒送饭好,客人答:『I dont think it could be.』为什么要用could不用can?因为could带有不确定性,没有把话说死。

「然后到风格。一定要看好的文学作品,或英国报纸杂志。像英国《金融时报》报道新机场开幕大混乱那天,头一句是:『The lobster is certified dead on arrival.』几有幽默感!它的星期六版包罗万有,好睇到飞起!

「不阅读,你的英文永远停留在bargirl式的水平。

「到外国去,好处是学到生活化的英语,例如,问你吃不吃饭,会问:『Want a Bite?』而非书写用的『I look forward to having lunch with you.

「学英文是先劳而后得。但一定要有先后步骤。」




叶刘淑仪 我随身有本生字簿
港大英文系毕业,苏格兰格兰斯高大学硕士。

「我的梦想是做作家,还给《中国学生周报》投过稿呢。已经发黄的纸上刊登了一首叫《Murder in the Examination Hall》的英文诗,她当时念中七,写出了大学入学试的惨烈场面,幽默扺死。

「我从幼稚园到中学,都在圣士堤反女校读。从小喜欢读故事书,什么《Prisoner of Zenda》、《Thirty-nine Steps》、《Little Women》都读过了。特别多得英国老师Brabara Feathers羽毛小姐。她常笑我们是obeying machine,会故意激下我们,和她拗一轮。艾略特、莎士比亚的作品,便是她教的。

「我很勤力,港大第一年考到全文学院第一名,获南海商会奖学金。」她那阵子的绰号是「读巨著的人」。到苏格兰格拉斯哥念硕士,题目是:《十六世纪英诗》。她笑说,「回来后在大学找不到教席,世界变得实际了。」但苦学的英文,还是让她考上政务官。

当她任贸易署及工商科时,要经常巡回欧美演说时,读英国文学时积累的功力,帮她擦亮演辞。

「建立词汇很重要,譬如什么叫『he is like a loose canon?』」她拿出随身的一本生字簿说:「遇上生字,成语便抄起来。直至现在。」

看经典文学,练得满口优雅英文的女子,被政府派去美国史丹福大学读MBA时,马上被人整蛊。「他们教我:『have balls』(性能力强)即是『have charms』(有魅力)喎!」也只能在英美生活,才可学到活生生的英语。

对于如何训练宝贝女儿的英文,叶刘淑仪也感头痛。女儿本读拔萃女校,但嫌读得辛苦,再转到母亲的母校圣士堤反女校读。「香港的社会母语太强,她不肯看明珠台,不肯学外语。送去外国?一定要!但要等她读大学时,怕她现在水平未够。」


谭恺昀 不单学文字,学背后文化
她是城市理工大学学士(电脑),中环文武庙前,用英语帮游客解签看掌的女相士。 
在具有一百五十年历史的文武庙摆檔,不容易。她要经过管理当局东华三院面试,击败一众对手才可入选。她相信是拜英文流利所赐。

她在城大读电脑,但对玄学更有兴趣,便跟师傅灵真居士学艺,在车公庙当助手六七年。在文武庙摆檔年多来,来求神问卜的,住半山的中产阶级有之,游客有之。访问当天,她便用英文跟一位年轻美国人看相。

「同样是一支签,family,中国人想知家宅是否平安,外国人则想知家人关系,是否和谐。同样是『自身』签,中国人关心会否发达,外国人则关注个人发展。」学英文,不仅学「文字」,更要学它背后的「文化」。

「耳珠叫ear ball,波浪型的骨节叫wavy bones……」为了丰富英文词汇,她会看英文通胜和玄学书籍,「『宫位』(主宰不同岁数的运程),英文叫『zodus』」她边说道边指自己的眉骨、颧骨,「但『zodus』这个字德国人、日本人未必明。所以我索性说bones或者parts。愈直接愈浅的字,愈能沟通。」

我很早便知道,在香港要脱离贫困,创造命运,我必须学好英文。

中二我已经鞭策自己用英文写日记;坚持每周看两本英文故事书。凭这种土法炼钢式的方法,我的英文果然好起来了。更要命的是我竟然爱上了它!









我的方法可能有人认为愚蠢。但正如上述被访者也是各师各法。

他们唯一共通的是,心魔最难克服。成功必须有决心、信心和恒心。There is a will,there is a way

穷不是藉口,忙不是藉口,中国人不是藉口,没去过留学不是藉口。

没有捷径。

No pain, No gain.








英文十招

访问了一众以英文叱江湖的人物后,把各派武功综合成以下十招:
找老师打好拼音文法基础
狂读英文名著,最好背莎士比亚
BBC新闻,跟朗读
和外籍朋友通信或写英文日记
订阅《金融时报》等报章 (For English learners in Canada and the U.S.A., I'd recommend The New York Times, which is the undisputed No. 1 newspaper.  --double_take)
随身携带英文生字簿
订英文杂志如《经济学人》、《时代周刊》
听音乐,培养节奏感
蒲兰桂坊
到英美生活一下
如果依足来做,英文进步指日可待








学习英文六大问题

孩子跟菲佣,会否习染其错误的口音和文法?
不用担心。和菲佣相处,增加孩子接触英语的机会,增强孩子说英语的自信心,即使学错了,将来只要遇上好的模范,他自然会纠正过来。长远来说,是利多于弊。

ICQ用的英文古灵精怪,会否学坏了根基?
任何人开始学习时,总是充满错误。就算英国小孩开始学英文,也一样错误百出。日本人因为讨厌犯错,所以很怕讲英文,结果便讲不好了。

电脑的普及,是否阻碍英文学习?
非也。电脑教学光碟就非常有用。它有声音有画面。以英国文化协会为例,其光碟由全世界各地老师设计,比传统教科书活泼。同学可以针对自己的弱项来练习,全盘自控。不过,光碟只合「接收性」的练习,如听觉、理解、文法。创造性的练习如写作、会话等,必须有老师指导。
另外,电脑是多媒体工具,像看莎士比亚。你可以藉上网或光碟,听人朗诵,看人演出,比单看读本有趣得多了。

是否愈年幼学英文愈好?人大了很难学得好?
非也。很多实验研究证明,假如同样给予十五小时,大人学习语言的成效,一定比小孩好。只不过大人太忙没空,而小孩百无聊赖。

读本地学校的学生,是否一定比读国际学校的英文差?
有些像男拔萃女拔萃的学生,英文的确好,但和Island School学生的好法不同。前者的英文书卷味较浓,僵硬和正规,不像活生生的英文。他们比较勤力。但国际学校学生会比较独立,敢言,即使写得不那么得体,但入了大学,自然会学会写论文了。
如果你想训练小孩说英文,英文好的父或母只要跟他说英文,他自然会说得像鬼仔了。

到英美生活是否必需的?
能够在英美生存下来,英文自然有一定水平了。但要够胆闯出去,不要只和香港人混。若情况不许可,自己创造一个有西方朋友的圈子,也是折衷办法。


以上答案由英国文化协会英语中心经理(科技)Martin Peacock先生提供。
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- Copied from an online BBS (now defunct) on May 17th, 2006
- Recycled in December 2010

The wintry blasts today are so loud.

A worrisome phenomenon - Chinese immigrants' parting from the powerful trends in both Canada and China

Due to their relatively low English proficiency and limited leisure time, some Chinese immigrants dwelling in Montreal seem to be out of touch with both the powerful trends in Canada and those in Mainland China. That, is not a blessing for them, in this era characteristic of globalized domino effects and accelerated changes.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Nostalgic - Vintage music videos - ABBA - Fernando







Two versions of the lyrics:
http://goo.gl/WvAgq
      &
http://goo.gl/IjMp6


This particular song is ABBA's "biggest selling single of all time, selling 6,000,000 copies in 1976 alone." The English version of the song in the above videos "presents a vision of nostalgia for two veterans reminiscing in old age about a lost battle that they participated in during their younger days fighting under Emiliano Zapata in a battle of the Mexican revolution of 1910." (Cited from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_(song) )

Wendy wench (Part 1)

(Anime from http://goo.gl/djN0G)

With a pony tail fluttering behind her head
Reminiscing about the braid she wore yesterday
She mindlessly flushed the tube out with the clear water
Which she had carried down from the hilltop with cypresses

Spider

Becoming less than enamored of its time spent here
It scrambled into another web, fluttering

Wikileaks.org is another undermining cut on news organizations' roles

If a mysterious and tremendously discussed website, Wikileaks.org , can dig out important, enlightening and current information for and present it to the public, what are the values that traditional news outlets bring forth to the society?

And have the values been diminishing for years? You bet.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Wenches tend to be a little sentimental sometimes.

Thought-provoking - Article via web - Raising a Child in Two Worlds

Article: Raising a Child in Two Worlds - NYTimes.com .

Excerpts:
When Nina is ready for real school, the choices in our neighborhood don’t thrill me either. Because of the dominant immigrant population, many have a heavy focus on learning English. While I understand that need, I can’t pretend I don’t worry that my daughter’s education will be slowed while she waits for other kids to learn her native language. Plenty of Caucasian parents in my neighborhood have chosen them, are determined to advocate for better education by keeping their kids there instead of fleeing south. I admire them, truly. But at the end of the day, I’m just not ready to make that leap of faith where my daughter’s concerned. I’m not proud of this, but I’ve accepted it as my parental right.

Motherhood is constantly realizing that so much of her life will be out of my control. So is it so terrible for me to see that one of her cultures maybe edges out the other? Just a teeny, tiny bit? If Latinos ruled the world, maybe I’d push things to go the other way, but political correctness and cultural diversity aside, I want her doing well in life — money, success, respect, opportunities, and, most of all, safety. Not gonna apologize for that, though I wish it could be otherwise. I also wish that there weren’t so many boxes to check — and that the only alternative to choosing one is to write on the blank line “Other.”

Toto washlet (toilet)



The inventions of flush toilet, oscillating sprinkler, and blow dryer are among the best creations by the human kind. On top of them is the Toto washlet (toilet). You can watch this video commercial.

First-rate poems can be lenient.

Deputation



The deputation manifested their doting on maps
And chided the trade wind around the vessel
While deputing it to hasten the lost fineries
And the freedom never really seen in the world

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Impartiality in news reporting

A news organization chooses, observes, and reports tidings. How on earth can it achieve and keep impartiality, if that is not its paramount aim? I for one want to be fed impartial information for the most part.

Actually, I think this is a deeper issue, which demands rumination, than I previously thought, in the presence of the supposed pursuit of advertisement dollars by the news organization.

A tempest in a tea pot (Version C)

Sustenance in a bowl of soup
Maintenance in a rigid book
Staid souls in a barter mall
Unfathomable water in a hall

Appellation of sage

The appellation of sage requires one to be by nature wise, and gentle.

I have become enamored of the Anglo-Saxon language.

Its richness and insights seems to know no bounds. And the cultures breathing it seem to be always powerfully up-to-date and progressive.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Friday, November 26, 2010

Picture - When grandma attacked his groin

:-(
(Image via http://goo.gl/CuOoe)


In the name of self defense. :-)


The kicked body part of the young guy was called "groin". Ouch. :-(

Graveyard shift store

After-hours are not off-hours
You stand behind the counter
Passing the stuff to customer
Nigh his girl at Tim Horton's

Times of getting taxed on RRSP and RESP

(This post is only applicable to Canadian residents.)

The principal of a RRSP is only taxed once during its lifespan, upon its payout. On the other hand, the principal of a RESP gets taxed twice during its lifespan, i.e. it's already post-income tax money when the subscriber (parent) contributes it into a RESP account and then is taxed again under the name of the beneficiary (child) when she receives it later on.

I'm ruminating over the reasons why they're designed so by the Canadian government and can't grasp them yet.

Blockbuster emporium

Under the roof the emporium buzzed and bustled
The merchant looked forward to linear prosperity
Society has evolved with unpredictability in vivo
YouTube and Vimeo are full of vim and character

(Note: This piece relates to the going belly up of the Blockbuster video rental company vis-a-vis the emergent successes of Netflix, YouTube, and the likes.)

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Keen - Vintage music video - The Cranberries - Twenty One



Lyrics: http://goo.gl/j1FiN.

The Cranberries is yet another great music talent from Ireland. Gee. There are so many. And they, Irish musicians, almost have hold monopoly over my ears for years. Their nation must be quite poetic.

However, in stark contrast to that phenomenon, Ireland's financiers have been so disastrous. Now that prompts me to ask, is that poetic country also very scientific?

For the time being, I suspect the above particular song embodies some classic wounds of the Irish nation.

A tempest in a teapot (Version A)

Ruminating on the temperature of the water
The tea leaves flow low and high meandering
Their qualities preserved for so long a time
Will give out their hints once and for all

Bankers' hours nowadays

The purport of the phrase "bankers' hours" has deviated so much from its root. Nowadays (investment) bankers are so used to working graveyard shifts and day shifts back to back. Gone are the days of easy laboring in the banking industry. On the other hand, ironically, many civil servants in Canada tend to work bankers' hours with long coffee breaks blended in, day in and day out. Well, who doesn't want to be that kind of "servant"?

Levity

Ignorance breeds levity, in my experience.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Eye candy - Music video - The Corrs - Leave Me Alone




The lyrics are at: http://goo.gl/C527x.

The diversity of pretty ladies and eye candy videos knows no limits. The Corrs sisters for sure are one of them, aren't they? And man, can they smile! No wonder they had topped the pop charts worldwide. Their photogenic facial expressions and groovy music definitely could sell.

The Corrs' music

I've been listening to their music on and off. And I admit that it's lovely and lovable and it exceeds my initial expectations, for the most part. And, it's soothing for off-hours relaxing.

Savant (Part 2)


(Image via http://goo.gl/keAIl)


Sustenance in the bowels of the world
People say knowledge is a tepid thing
Yet you die with questions even more
Than even when you started out young



Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Savant (Part 1)



You know certainly there are many angles and levels
You try to maintain an impartial position all along
The myriad world is minified in your practiced mind
The jaded retinue keep going and going in the heath

Montreal's after-hours retailing market

The opening of Montreal's after-hours retailing market a few years ago has led to fierce competition and emotions nowadays. A for instance is partly manifested along this forum thread at Sinoquebec.com.

Article via web - 内地价管山雨欲来乎?

Here're some excerpts from (2010.11.23)内地价管山雨欲来乎?_张五常_新浪博客:

(二)十月份中国的消费物价指数上升百分之四点四,主要由食品物价带动,后者上升了百分之十点一。可能把温家宝先生吓倒的,是十八种主要蔬菜的平均批发价每公斤人民币三元九角,按年上升了百分之六十二点四!有报道说这急升是游资炒作的效果。炒作会增加市价的波动,但农业的蔬菜类是竞争非常激烈的产品,炒作不会导致这类产品的市价远离没有炒作之价。话虽如此,我认为蔬菜之价将会回落一点,因为农民的反应会转到增加蔬菜的种植。
解释过几次,中国农产品之价上升得比工业产品之价为速是好现象。若要马儿好,让马儿吃草。让农产品的相对价格上升是最可取的帮助贫困农民的方法。这些年那么多的农民转到工、商业去——工作年龄的四个转了三个——农产品的相对价格怎会不大幅上升呢?我认为目前的上升还不足够:长远一点看,蔬菜批发均价人民币三元九角一公斤还是偏低。我的估计,要让农民的生活水平追上城市的中等人家,非农产品之价不变,农产品之价还要上升大约一倍多。说过多次,农民的生活搞不起,中国的经济改革算不上是成功。要帮助农民,天下没有比多花几块钱购买他们的产品更好的方法。
(三)农产品的相对价格上升是好事,而蔬菜之价急升是大好特好。这是因为种植蔬菜每亩所需的劳动力大约是植稻所需的八倍(见拙作《佃农理论》一六七至一六八页)。蔬菜的培植是劳动力密集的玩意,灌溉、施肥频密,而中国人的口味苛求,某些蔬菜他们要吃鲜的,菜农要在天还未亮起床,拔菜清洗应市。因为需要密集的劳动力,蔬菜之价是个重要指数,其急升反映着农民劳动力之价升得好。三年前我对一位同学说,衡量农民的生活改进,不要多管其他数字,重点是看蔬菜的批发价变动。这是经济学。
(四)蔬菜之价急升,市民当然投诉,甚或怨声载道,但受益者是中国的农民。中国的经济改革是为苦了数千年的农民而改的。今天投诉菜价的市民,大部分不到三十年前也是农民。我们知道来自农村的市民的生活还不是很好,但有了大改进,回头帮一下还在种菜的老弱人家是他们应该做的事,怎会学得过桥抽板那样没出息?炎黄子孙的文化不是教道义的吗?没有其他方法能比多付一两块钱买一斤蔬菜更合乎经济发展原则的帮助。
(五)自公元二千年起,中国农民的收入上升大有可观,我在《中国的经济制度》中说是中国经济发展的两大奇迹之一。今年升得特别快,有两个原因。其一是北京两年前推出新劳动法后,月是故乡明,回乡归故里的流动人口多,跟着北京反应快(赞一赞),促成乡镇工业加速发展。其二是泰国的政局出事,加上越南等地乱来,一时间中国沿海一带的接单工业忙得不可开交,工资提升得快。农民的收入于是得到接单工业加薪的协助。

Monday, November 22, 2010

Unwieldy logistics of blogging outside the Chinese wall


Effective blogging requires unwieldy logistics, especially due to the being of the Great Firewall in front of the willing readers of my blog who dwell in China. I did try to ferret out a blogging service which was hosted in China and I really liked, but that produced no result.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Article via web - Language as a Blunt Tool of the Digital Age

English learning has increasingly fallen to be a mainstream after-hours activity in a host of countries worldwide, I guess. Just how big the magnitude of that is, I have no idea yet.

On a different note, for those people who leave for an English-speaking nation from an East Asian one, including China, in their teenage years which deem them premature, we can consider the situation life puts them in, which possibly is that "They end up, as the Indian writer Pavan Varma has called them, “linguistic half-castes,” functional in many tongues, without command of any."(See below for the quote.) Think, and think twice about that, my friend.

There is an article published in January 2010 by The NYT: Currents - Language as a Blunt Tool of the Digital Age. Below go some excerpts:
Globalization, in bringing cultures together, exerts its own pragmatic pressure. With English the escalator of globalized success, the language’s center of gravity is tilting away from English-speaking lands. A stripped-down English of catchphrases and trite idioms, light on richness, is becoming the true global language.
The English-learning boom in developing nations also corrodes their own languages. Their young increasingly learn enough English to do a global-economy job but not so much as to be articulate in it. Yet many give up on mastering their native languages. They end up, as the Indian writer Pavan Varma has called them, “linguistic half-castes,” functional in many tongues, without command of any.

In the language-as-protocol worldview, the best lyrics are the least lyrical, because the greatest number can follow them. The most successful headlines are not those with the freshest word choices but those whose well-worn expressions are frequently Googled. The most effective communication at work is not the bulky memo, but the bullet-riddled PowerPoint presentation, which people from varied nationalities can absorb in very little time.

The real existence of labor unions

In Canada and USA, the real existence of labor unions, sometimes, is the elephant in the room. Have they been becoming increasingly irrelevant? You bet they have and you bet they will.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Vintage music video - The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love (Live)



Here go the lyrics.

In or not in its own right, most people chase after money, some after fame, and some after love. Well, as the adages go, life's all about choices, and all's well that ends well.

Cenotaph (Part 2)


(Image from http://goo.gl/KhPDa)

Inscribed on his epitaph in a cemetery was
He liked the sounds of birds fluttering
He liked the look of flurries of skirts
But those things he fought for
He liked more

Cenotaph (Part 1)

(Image from http://goo.gl/KhPDa)


Most of them were good citizens
With vim for their home country
Mostly they would fight and fall
In order to keep a land for all

Friday, November 19, 2010

Some Chinese companies seize a technology and wrest it

It seems that some Chinese companies are enterprises which seize a technology and wrest it from a Western or Japanese firm and run with it, appropriating it as its own, to profiteer and leverage unfairly. Some Western companies may be going to remonstrate about that further down the road. Well, legal battles ahead.

Anticipating the real-deal Canadian winter

With an eye toward the real-deal Canadian winter followed by the thawing spring, I would say I for one like flurries but don't favor slush quite much.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Viral video - "He'll never be a real Canadian"



Interesting keywords: Canada-born Asian, racism, identity, racialization, remonstrance.

It can be consuming for an individual to deal with his or her internal struggles with self identity.

Canada is a reading country

As I've realized and discovered over the years, Canada is a reading country. Be it books, newspapers, websites, blogs, Canadians read them all and read, and read. After all, this state is evolving into a knowledge economy. Well, the other day, it turned out there's one more book for Canadian people to peruse. The recent announcement of the Giller Prize winner has wreaked a flurry of media exposure and then a flurry of people's purchasing the winning book "The Sentimentalists". Gee.

Wrestle


In public two nations wrestle
Take a friction and run with it
Their state machines hustle
With pendulous tactics with-it

Invisible power from one another to wrest
Debate, intercept, and ambush with zest
People like to fill themselves with delusion
Serendipity mostly let them find resolution

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Twitter and speedier dissemination of information

Twitter wreaked quite a flutter in the Western world. I still haven't truly grasped why it has been so stupendously popular. A little speedier and simpler dissemination of information is what that communication medium essentially offers, in my opinion, but that's not something really huge. However, that's solely my take for the time being.

Bay Street of the U.S.A. (Part 4)

(Image from http://bit.ly/9Bgp7q)

Until some finance insiders blurt out the reality
Prospectuses are my means to solicit and deceit
Later on you will be in the unconscionable know
But sadly you have never truly learned the lesson

Sing, sing for the Bay Street of the U.S.A.

Article via web - 海外华人生活 - 在加拿大学英文的"苦"

回望昨日在异乡那门前
唏嘘的感慨一年年
但日落日出永没变迁
...
在那些开放的路上
踏碎过多少理想
- Beyond乐队



海外华人生活:在加拿大学英文的"苦"


来加拿大之前我的英文程度可说是"零",除了会说"How old are you"、"What's your name"、"good morning"……等等之外,就真的一窍不通了。


在来的第二年春天我开始上ESL课,就在学期快结束时的某个午休,有一位来自香港的女同学用广东话跟我说:"你的英文那么烂,为什么会被分来这班?" 我摇头说:"不知道"。结果上课时,老师心血来潮想和我聊天;他才刚说完,那位女同学又跟我说:"你不用说,你的英文那么烂,说什么老师也听不懂的。"说完又用英文跟老师说:"她的英文那么烂,为什么会来这班?"顿时之间所有的同学都向我望来。


当时我强忍着泪水,只因为我不想让外国同学看我的笑话; 我装着一副听不懂的表情,才平息了这尴尬的场面。在回家的路上边开车边哭,想到母亲常叮咛我的话:"同样一件事,如果被人笑一次是那个人没有风度;被笑第 二次是自己没有智能;被笑三次或以上是自取其辱;人要有志气,面子是自己给的,不是别人给的。"再想想:"自己的英文确实很烂,也怪不得别人会笑你。"心情也较舒服了些。


学期结束后,在朋友的建议下上了LINC,但我觉得老师教的是中式英文,并不是我想要的道地英文,结果只上了两周就没有上了。后来我自费到Seneca学校上ESL,虽才短短的三个月,却让我培养了对英文的兴趣;但因我嫌他每周只上一天,所以学期结束后就没有上了。


有天得知多伦多大学有密集的英文班,虽学费很贵,但在外子支持的情况下,我上了多大的ESL。经过测验,我的听、说能力是第二级,而读、写则在第三级。就在读、写的第一堂课,老师要我们写一篇"自传";当时心想:"我文法不通、单字又少,这不是在叫四岁的娃儿写作文一样吗?"经过一周绞尽脑汁之下,终于如期的缴了作业。


就在发作业时,我心跳得好快,心想:"老师可能会降我级,死就死吧,只要能学好英文就好了。"结果打开作业簿一看,老师不但没降我的级,反而称赞我写的好,还叫我把文章投到学校的校刊。经过老师三次的修改之后,我的文章真的被刊登在多大的校刊上了。


虽然我的读、写进步了,但我始终还是觉得我的英文不好,可是又不知道问题在哪里。就在最后一堂课,我把我的烦恼告诉了老师。她说:"学英文最好的方法就是在家多听英文新闻、看英文节目和报章杂志,只要持之以恒一定可以学好英文的。"(Important! So, the ESL teacher working at U. of Toronto said that keeping on reading newspapers and magazines is going to lead to continuous improvement of English. --double_take)学期结束后,我照她的话做。


刚开始很痛苦,时常挣扎地想转回中文台;后来索性把中文台停了,就这样逼自己听和看英文节目。我觉得看英文节目还好些,看报纸才是最痛苦。刚开始光是一个小框框就得花几个小时,不懂就查、查了又忘、忘了再查,查字典真的是查到哭。但我知道,我今天不努力,将来一定会后悔,正所谓:"人无远虑,必有近忧。"我不想将来会因我放弃学英文而后悔,("摇落深知宋玉悲" --double_take)所以每当我查字典查到哭时,我就停下来把眼泪擦干再继续查。


就这样半年之后,我的英文真的进步了!现在我已可以轻松地看英文节目和报纸了。


英文进步后,让我的生活更方便,也让我更有自信。回想起那些留学业者常说的,"学外语,只要到了国外自然就会",其实并不是如此。


如果你不努力的话,不管你住在国外多久,你还是不会英文的。大家努力吧!


文章来源:中华移民网

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